Now, prepare yourself to receive a shock, which I fear will prove more than you can bear! Shortly after the arrival of new American Militiamen, a peremptory order arrived from the monster Jackson, directing Colonel Pipkin to have them sent off immediately to him at New Orleans, nailed up in their coffins, or incur the penalty of having his head severed from his body. The men were accordingly disinterred, and upon their arrival at headquarters. Would you believe it, this monster, this more than cannibal, General Andrew Jackson, ate the whole Six Militiamen at one meal!!! Yes, my shuddering countrymen, he swallowed them whole, coffins and all, without the slightest attempt at mastication!!!!!! If you are disposed to doubt this statement, I can refer you to many of the most respectable officers, who were in service with him at New Orleans. And can you, my deluded countrymen, even think of making this horrible anthropophagian monster President of the United States? If you place him at the head of the government, what pledge can you have, that if he should at any time he displeased with his cabinet, that he will not have all four of his secretaries roasted, and eat them for his dinner!!!!